Chris Kolb's Twenty-Five Year Journey To Kolb Custom Land Services: An (Entertaining) Memoir

Kolb Custom Land Services • September 25, 2024

Chris Kolb's Twenty-Five Year Journey To Kolb Custom Land Services: An (Entertaining) Memoir

A man is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a cup of coffee.

I was a grain of salt in a rainbow pepper grinder, living in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn in 1999; a New England boy fresh from the flats of Monomoy where I dug the famous Chatham steamers to pay for my collegiate room and board obligations. I had a fresh Ivy League, Bachelor of Arts in art and design from Brown University, a blank “professional” resume, and curiosity enough to dive into the boiling frenzy of the dot-com era in Lower Manhattan. I was working tirelessly for a fellow alum who launched an internet startup and raced to create the first online hub for Wall Street.


We worked in an antique, ill-fated building one block south of the World Trade Centers. We shared the suite with an old-school lower Manhattan legal firm. They smoked cigars indoors and drank bourbon in the early afternoon. There was an ionizer that zip-zapped away futilely, but obscured the off-color Glengarry Glen Ross jokes from the other side.


Among my myriad New York City walkabouts, I meandered up to the Washington Heights district of Manhattan in search for an affordable lease. My gaze was lured away by pointillistic, Seuratian specks of floral color and verdant chartreuse foliage framed by an Elizabethan archway of gracefully nodding American Elms. My gate followed my eyes northward from the 190 Street stop off the ‘A’ train, across Margaret Corbin Plz and into the Olmsted Sons’, Fort Tryon Park Trust, The Heather Garden. The vista across the blooming Heaths and ephemeral Virginia Bluebells revealed the Hudson River and Palisades beyond. There was no wonder why the mid-19th century Hudson River School of landscape painters established themselves here. The medieval Metropolitan Museum of Arts (Met) Cloisters stood starkly, northward still. I introduced myself to a staff member, Greg Kramer, a friend and colleague I have stayed in contact with all this time. I decided to slough off my business suit and take up an opportunity to get my hands dirty, once again toiling among the earth, the miracle of life, the exquisite beauty that thrived right there in Upper Manhattan. What a gem!

I was a grain of salt in a rainbow pepper grinder, living in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn in 1999; a New England boy fresh from the flats of Monomoy where I dug the famous Chatham steamers to pay for my collegiate room and board obligations. I had a fresh Ivy League, Bachelor of Arts in art and design from Brown University, a blank “professional” resume, and curiosity enough to dive into the boiling frenzy of the dot-com era in Lower Manhattan. I was working tirelessly for a fellow alum who launched an internet startup and raced to create the first online hub for Wall Street.

Since that spontaneous Manhattan debut, I have dedicated over twenty years to the trade, moving on to apprenticeships with regionally renowned landscape designers, plantsman, and custom landscape builders in New England and the San Francisco Bay Area of California. I have spent countless hours autodidactically researching ornamental plant manuals, horticulture, botanical garden world collections; stonework and stone art, art and design. I take keen interest in data that supports sustainable land management and sound landscape business accounting methods to support that mission. My independent research and trial-and-error discoveries have allowed me to innovate a landscape practice unlike any other in the Cape Cod & South Shore region.

I didn’t completely give up on financial services recognizing a necessary evil in that (publicly) nebulous world. So, I have remained SEC registered as an IA with Series 7 and 66 securities licenses sponsored by Belpointe Asset Management in partnership with local Apercu Wealth Management and Business Consultants.


How does this dual experience apply? It helps ensure sustainable landscape business practice and my permanence in a highly competitive, no barrier to entry industry. Custom Landscaping is my true calling. This is no fly-by-night operation. I provide additional value to customers as an astute planner and boots-on-the-ground "landscape advisor" and project manager, able to splice high-level life priorities with outdoor living aspirations and the nitty gritty of financial budgets! I thoroughly enjoy helping folks increase the value of their coastal real estate while they enrich their outdoor living experience.



I reside and have my HQ sandwiched between the majority of the geographic region of Cape Cod and the Boston Metro South Shore on an acreage in the Town of “Sandwich” with my lovely wife, two beautiful daughters, two Aussiedoodles, one tortoiseshell house cat, two goats, some koi, chickens (when the raccoons don’t get to them), wild turkeys, coyotes, and other critters.

December 23, 2024
Chris doesn' t just show up on your property, rush through an appointment, ask if you want a patio and some plants, take some measurements punch out a quote bang together a square porcelain patio plunk in some ordinary plants and say goodbye, for example. He positions how he can be an asset to the customer in integrated ways by developing a key single point longterm relationship by asking important questions, being analytical and cross-disciplinary; always with the customer' s best interest in mind. Chris was in consumer finance and planning for Merrill, Pierce, Fenner & Smith and was bound by Reg BI set forth by the SEC. He follows suit with all he does for his customers now because that' s the only way to build client trust and preserve his core values. Chris may enter your basement to shut off your water and may see efflorescence on the walls and then look at the surrounding exterior slope and realize there' s incorrect sloping of earth and existing flagstone. Or maybe there' s too much junk in the attic or the basement and mold problems and it' s time to clean things out for air circulation. At which point Chris notices that the attic floor insulation is lacking, there' s no hatch insulation, or per basement, no rim joist insulation and a no fee MassSave audit would be a wise option for heavily subsidized contracted work through the Massachusetts state program that we all pay into anyway through our utilities bills. Suppose, yes, you just want a patio. What do you want to use it for. Where is your septic and how old is it. Will you throw big wild parties or intimate family events for a few folks only on this future . How long do you plan to stay in this house. Is this your retirement home or forever home. Do you rent it out for passive income. Is there a legacy attached to this house that you wish to pass on to your children who have babies and young children. What are your time horizons. These are deeper questions that unearth priorities that affect how we build, what we invest in, and the order thereof.
By Christopher Kolb August 19, 2024
Some months ago, I had the privilege to chat with Mr. Mallowes of North Chatham, a man of ninety-six years. His son David was running errands when I stopped by the old Capehouse to say hello and Mr. Mallowes answered the door and invited me in. We spoke about this and that as he shuffled around his son’s kitchen in his flannel PJ’s. I discovered he was born in Chatham, went to school with a handful of other children in the 1930’s, and became a cod fisherman. Only later did he become a lobsterman. “The hours were better.” he said tongue in cheek with his downeastern dialect. He spoke much about his late wife. Conversation also centered around his hometown, Chatham. I asked outright, how do you feel about Chatham today? He said, with some consternation, “I can’t see anything!”. I knew he wasn’t referring to aging eyesight as his gaze was that of a gannet’s as he punctuated aspects of conversation. I probed further and discovered he was referring to human development and less so, the growth of trees and overrun meadows. I felt his pain and sympathized. Mr. Mallowes died several months later. I take his implied values of loyalty, tenacity, family, and heritage with me on my continued journey. Having my own formative experiences in Chatham some 50 years later, I recognize the “growth”. Human development is what it is. Chatham real estate with its diverse “elbow” perspectives on the dynamic waterways is prized. What I focus on here are the overrun meadows. Pitch and Oak canopy is one thing. The invasive species of Bittersweet, Japanese Knotweed, Japanese Multiflora Rose, Privet (yes, Privet), Knapweed, Asian Bush Honeysuckle, Phragmites, and Autumn Olive are another. Restoring meadows one quarter acre at a time is within my capacity provided continued opportunities from likeminded property owners. Why are meadows important? (1) the colonial heritage of Cape Cod; (2) sense of order; (3) vista restoration; (4) ecological diversity and health. My numbering is arbitrary. The order of importance is in the eyes of the landowner who wishes to initiate meadow restoration on their property, but I’ll discuss each facet briefly: (1) Yes, Cape Cod was not primarily meadow and grasslands before European settlement. In fact, I ran into a obscure record years ago indicating Sassafras trunks recorded by colonialists to be two to three feet in diameter. As Sassfras became a colonial cash-crop for root beer and healing tonic, it dwindled into wooded obscurity ( Williams, Eric. "Cape Tree Has Deep Colonial Roots." Cape Cod Times, Nov. 20, 2012 ). My point is the Cape was wooded. However, much of us old-school Cape Codders miss the days of open fields and limbed-up, speckle-shaded meadows with water views, teeming pollinators and fireflies. (2) Many of us need order in nature and natural world interaction through stewardship ( Nova, Tayla. "Cape Tree Has Deep Colonial Roots." Resilience Institute, May 17, 2023 ). It is in our biological wiring to interact with, manipulate, and selectively clear for view axes “the land amidst our life”. We can channel this drive for positive environmental impact. (3) Vista window creation is essential not only to a sense of belonging amidst our private properties. As opposed to clear cutting, by adapting a term from my days in landscape painting “framing the view”, we can not only abide by the less invasive “vista window” principle of Cape-based conservation commissions, but also create diverse habitat that also focuses and frees-up our water and meadow views and enhances functional, aesthetic, and monetary value of our coastal real estate. (4) By restoring meadows, we are restoring diversity of habitat and ridding Old Cape Cod wildflower grasslands of aforementioned invasive species ( Clift, Liz. (2018, April 5). Living On The Edge. Great Ecology ). The problems with intercontinental invasive plant species are not only the environmental noise due to their inter-tangling, aggressive nature, but also that they are often overall less edible with inedible foliage to our indigenous wildlife. They often do not support the life cycle of butterflies like the Monarch and various swallowtails and other pollinators. Tallamy, Douglas W. (2024). Brining Nature Home: How You Can Sustain Wildlife With Native Plants. Timberpress. Since insects are the basis of the avian food chain, that fact is also important to our songbirds. Good news! Chris Kob and Kolb Custom Land Services has the knowledge, experience and equipment necessary to restore your backyard meadow and enhance your view so you can see the meadows for the flowers and the forest for the trees on ye olde Cape Cod. Brush Cutting Around A field Of Native Highbush Blueberries
A car window with a view of a field and a stone wall
By Kolb Custom Land Services June 1, 2024
The articles reinforce the importance of the restoration of “ye olde”, the creation anew, and the tradition of dry-stack stone walls of New England.
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